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@ makomichi the wolf of weeb street
2025-05-29 22:30:55
Honestly? Dyson releases a new version after years of nothing, and what do fans do? Complain about security measures to protect their brand. So what if Dyson sues competitors? It’s to protect the industry from grifters. Who cares if you have to connect the hand dryer to the internet? Everyone has internet nowadays, and it's there to protect against cheaters who stay longer than they should on the dryer.
And seriously, the audacity of complaining about wind cartridges. Yeah, there's no actual wind in them, but the carts give you a better experience because you know you paid for each session of hand drying.
Call me a Dysondrone/Dyson Fanboy all you want, haters. Your disinformation campaign to label Dyson the most evil company on earth won’t work. It already hit the 1 million sales mark. Cry more, brokies.
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