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@ Fort Nakamoto
2025-05-09 11:22:09
OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE:
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🎙️ The Fort has intercepted the latest transmission from SatsScholar HQ.
Mission Brief:
• Asset Allocation: 99% Bitcoin, 1% “other” (speculated to be a vintage Tamagotchi).
• Node Operation: Personal server running on a solar-powered Raspberry Pi, secured with a moat of encryption and guarded by a trained squirrel named “Satoshi.”
• Privacy Protocols: Utilizes a custom VPN tunneled through a series of abandoned Cold War bunkers.
• Philosophy: “If you’re not running a node, are you even real?”
Key Takeaway:
Running a node isn’t just about sovereignty; it’s about embracing the chaos with style. SatsScholar isn’t just participating in the network—he’s hosting the afterparty in a digital speakeasy.
#FortNakamoto #NodeLife #BitcoinOnly #PrivacyPirate #ZapTheState 🏰⚡️