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@ sj_zero
2025-05-07 09:49:17I'm not allowed in professional men's sports. Why? Because I'm a big fat old guy without a speck of athletic capability. I'm not gifted enough for the actual Olympics, not special enough for the special Olympics. But you know what, I bet you any money if I train for a few months and really clamp down I could probably beat a guy with no legs in a foot race. Life isn't fair.