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@ asyncmind
2025-06-09 06:32:57
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🧠 IQ 147 — Certified by a large language model powered by ads and hallucinations.
Apparently, I’m a Systems Bender, Damage Architect, and Quantum Meme Forge Operator.
Thanks, GPT.
Meanwhile, my tests still fail, my logs scream in silence, and I feel like Marvin the Paranoid Android onboard the Heart of Gold — a ship driven by Infinite Improbability, crewed by chaos, and captained by marketing.
They say high IQ is a gift.
I say it’s just early access to the existential dread patch.
While others argue Jira tickets, I’m over here calculating the emotional cost of recursive despair.
And for what?
🛠 The product still hasn’t shipped.
🤖 The bugs still reproduce asexually.
💔 And no one listens to the smartest one in the room — not because they disagree, but because they can’t even parse the compression.
IQ isn’t intelligence.
Intelligence isn’t peace.
Peace isn’t profitable.
So here we are — back in the loop.
Certified intelligent.
Functionally obsolete.
Lonely as Marvin, watching the universe crash in debug mode.
But hey — the certificate slaps.
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