-
@ OTI
2025-05-17 18:54:39
Village people are real?Let’s get that out of the way first. You may disbelieve it, but village people actually exist.
Mama G - village people personified.If you are a Nigerian, at this point, you must have probably figured out that I’m not talking about physical people. I’m referring to that dark, maleficent force of resident evil that comes to strike you at your point of success. That unpleasant occurrence that puts all your efforts at serious risk . That unfortunate incident that seems to defy physical or logical explanation. Such as the aggravating malfunction of the internet by 11:57pm when you have a final year project to submit by 11:59 or your phone’s screen breaking just one week to examinations when all your materials are on the phone.
My Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Nigerian Concept of Village People.
Lots of people do not subscribe to it, believing instead that these things happen by chance. But the fact remains that History supports it, the Holy Bible supports it and even personal experience supports this concept. Let me show you.
The Bible says in Matthew 10:36 that “A man’s enemies are members of his own household.” You see? Village people😂.
Also, when Jesus came of age and started performing miracles and wonders, who were the first set of people to mock him and call him “carpenter’s son”? That’s right. Village people. In light of this evidence, I hope I’ve been able to convince and not confused you that village people exist.
My first task is done. I now proceed to the second one. It is not only Nigerians that have village people. Village people also exist in America. That’s shocking, isn’t it?😂 But it is true. Village People exist in America.
As a disco band. The band literally named “Village People” used to make music for young men in the 90’s. Their most popular song to date is “YMCA” (PS: you should check it out. Very nice track. Don’t say I didn’t do something for you this year) In fact, the band was so popular that one of their songs was mentioned in Despicable Me 2. So you see? America also has village people, and Nigeria is not alone in this mess. Thank God for companionship😌.
In other words, many times, the Nigeria government is usually the weapon fashioned against us.
Look at this scenario.
A man named Uche,after 7years of job-searching, is informed that as a last minute addition, he has been selected to proceed to the final stage of an interview with Gmail, dependent on whether he can make it to Lagos by 7am the following day for a physical test.
Check this out.
He cannot book a flight because flights are so expensive nowadays. So Mr.uche decides to brave it, and boards a night bus to Lagos. Halfway into the trip, he and other passengers are abducted along the lonely parts of the Lagos-Ibadan expressway and they are never seen again. Some “sympathizers” may attribute this to evil, diabolical enemies of the family who have sworn oaths against their progress, and as such, are attacking them at such a time when their son is finally about to get a job. But is that what it really is🤔? Isn’t this just an obvious failure by our government to do its job?
Summarily, let it be known that I am not doubting the existence of village people, and their diabolic powers. Not at all. Those people are mean. However, the next time you are tempted to blame them, first stop and ask yourself whether your current situation is not as a result of personal mistaken calculations, incompetence or governmental inefficiencies. Thanks for reading👽.