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@ NunyaBidness
2025-06-05 22:43:37
Sometimes I make fun of suit-speak. For those who can't recognize this incomprehensible dribble that falls out of the mouths of suits like Starbucks coffee onto a Patagonia vest, here is an example:
"In light of ongoing macroeconomic headwinds, we're leveraging synergistic efficiencies across verticals to optimize stakeholder value while maintaining robust liquidity buffers and positioning ourselves for agile deployment of capital in dynamic market conditions."
Translation:
"We're confused, hoarding cash, and hoping something good happens soon."