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@ asyncmind
2025-05-28 02:46:11
🚨 BREAKING: Cloud DevOps Engineer Deletes AWS Certs and Gains Soul Back ☁️🔥⚡
https://files.sovbit.host/media/16d114303d8203115918ca34a220e925c022c09168175a5ace5e9f3b61640947/3017008106a056f6e935a7939b7e6478a68a234e420e36813d2e867a68872cbc.webp
After years of YAML-induced trauma, redundant container orchestration, and Terraform modules cursed by ancient sysadmins, one brave DevOps engineer did the unthinkable:
He burned his entire fiat cloud skillset… and went all-in on Bitcoin.
Here’s what he lost:
☁️ 43 dashboards no one read
🔐 5 IAM policies still haunting him in his dreams
🧱 17 layers of microservice abstraction
🧠 96% of mental RAM wasted on AWS pricing calculators
🧻 A Kubernetes cluster managing... a static landing page
🤡 The “cloud native” badge of Stockholm Syndrome
Here’s what he gained:
⚡ Economic sovereignty
🧘 A simpler protocol that actually does what it claims
🛠️ One bash script that actually matters
🌍 Alignment with the only decentralized ops team worth joining
💀 Immunity from vendor lock-in, career blackmail, and HR compliance training
The final straw?
> “I realised I was automating slavery with 99.999% uptime.”
Now he runs a Lightning node, contributes to open-source Bitcoin ops, and sleeps like a well-audited full node.
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If you're a DevOps engineer still stuck in the cloud, just remember:
> You weren’t born to manage someone else's VPC.
You were born to route freedom over port 9735.
⛓️ #Bitcoin #DevOps #CloudExit #SovereignStack #BurnTheYAML #LinkedOut #FreedomNode #StackSatsNotS3 #InfraLiberation
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