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@ drea
2025-06-13 14:47:17
ok fellas I just feel like internet dating is probably a form of civilizational suicide but I do have one request: can somebody please make a dating app where it's JUST DICKS.
now, I don't mean explicit dick pics, but like a database of dicks and all corresponding information about them + a full body photo and one nice portrait of the face + perhaps a photo of the dick itself but then rendered into a simple graphic.
what could very well be included here is agentic AI to perhaps do some filtering and maybe even some obscuring – I don't want to see a bunch of dicks – but I do want to know whether they fit my preferred criteria so that there's no more awkward guessing, and the AI could probably do a lot of the legwork of small talk to find out if the personality is compatible.
additionally, I believe that this will be useful in preventing excessive promiscuity, as the Finding Out part of Fucking Around is truly a sordid and tedious task, and it leaves too much room for disappointment and error, the error being that I, perhaps, would not have even tried had I known.
imo, it's just really time to change the dating game permanently so that there's more satisfaction and less OOPSIES because, say, I wanted more but got far less.
obviously, this could be done manually through the swiping apps but it's really awkward trying to guess whether a good looking man has a small penis, which is the most unfortunate position to be in.
thank you for your attention to this matter!