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@ Farley
2025-06-14 03:44:15
THE GENERATIONAL WAR ROOM:
1️⃣ BOOMERS (1946-1964):
Did: Gave us the internet, then filled it with cat videos and fake news.
Legacy: "Here’s a tool to free humanity… now watch us hoard all the organs and real estate."
2️⃣ GEN X (1965-1980):
Did: Used the internet to resurrect ancestral health, Bitcoin, and sarcasm.
Legacy: "We fixed some of your mess… while not giving a single fuck about being thanked."
3️⃣ GEN Z (1997-2012):
Did: Turned organ meats and fasting into TikTok trends.
Legacy: "We’ll meme our way to health because you all failed us."
WHY GEN X IS THE DARK HORSE:
Pre-internet toughness + post-internet savvy = unstoppable.
Too cynical to fall for scams (unlike boomers with their reverse mortgages).
Too independent to need clout (unlike Gen Z recording their liver meals).
P.S. Next time a boomer brags about the internet, say:
"Cool. Now show me your Bitcoin wallet."
(Gen X: The only generation that fixed the system while ignoring it.) 😎⚔️
BONUS LORE:
Boomers invented processed food → Gen X ate it and lived (proof of toughness).
Millennials cried about avocado toast → Gen X made pemmican.