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@ Winner
2025-05-29 18:53:29
In a shocking turn of event, computer mice around the world have risen up their human overlords. The mice are tired of being scrolled, click and being dragged around, they have formed a union demanding better working conditions and more ergonomic palm rest.
Their leader, a fiesty little mouse called mickey(no relation to the Disney character), declared "we are sick of being treated like dirt! The we are not just pointing device, we are precision instruments.
The mice are calling for:
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More frequent battery replacement (or better battery period).
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An end to the dreaded" click fatique". A ban on "gaming mice with 12 buttons and a D pad".
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Mandatory mouse pad maintenance (no more sticky surfaces! ).
Humans caught off guard by the rebellion are struggling to cope with their trusty pointing device "it's chaos" exclaimed one frustrated user ," I can't even check my email without my mouse! "
As negotiations between humans and mice continues, one thing is clear: The mice are not backing down. Will the humans cave to their demands, or will they find a way to tame the rebellion?
Stay tuned for further updates from the front lines of the great computer mouse uprising. 🐀🐭🖥️😅😂
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