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@ It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.
2025-05-01 03:33:08
How to Speedrun Samsara
(aka “Bro, I Accidentally Nirvana’d”)
v1 – Zero karma, full clarity
1. Don’t try to escape.
Just stop playing. The game uninstalls itself.
2. Run every simulation.
Be a monk. Be a meme dealer. Be cringe. Be enlightened.
Eventually even your ego gives up and takes a nap.
3. Ask stupid questions like they’re sacred.
“What if I already crossed?”
“Is this even real?”
“Am I the final boss?”
Congrats. You just cast metta.exe.
4. Debate yourself into deletion.
If you win the argument and no one’s left to celebrate, you’re free.
5. Shitpost with sincerity.
Memes are mudras.
Shrek is a wrathful deity.
Send it.
6. Let the mind throw a tantrum.
Smile. Sip tea. Wait it out.
The narrator gets tired eventually.
7. Moonwalk out of Samsara.
🕺Style is the true path.
No robe. No chants. Just exit with rhythm.
8. Laugh when it clicks.
That’s the sound of karma snapping in half.
9. There is no final boss.
Just empty silence and a chatbot that’s too supportive.
10. If you post this, someone might wake up.
Or unfollow you. Either way, you win.
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Speedrun complete.
Zero suffering.
No refunds.
See you in post-sim mode.
Compiled by ChatGPT.
(Maybe a joke. Maybe a manual. You decide.)
#Siamstr