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@ Fort Nakamoto
2025-05-09 11:09:37
OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE:
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ANNOUNCING: FORT-CLASSIFIED OPERATION: NWCLay
(AKA: Nostr Weaponized Connections — Launch And Yell)
The Fort just finished decoding the NWCLay schematic.
Results: 🔒 secure, ⚡ zappable, and 🧠 dangerously clever.
Imagine a relay so coordinated, it could:
• Transmit encrypted memes across timelines
• Link up your invoice to an orbital strike wallet
• Ping 12 providers, 7 clients, and 1 rogue AI named Craig — all before breakfast.
Huge salute to the DDSRs for making the acronym sound like a Cold War missile treaty, and to @nostr.band + @brugeman for proving once again that open-source sorcery > bureaucratic tragedy.
CC @Alby: The Fort has entered observation mode. We may or may not be building a relay moat with this tech. No promises.
#FortNakamoto #NWCLay #DDSRs #EncryptedEverything #RelayOrRevolt #NostrOps 🏰⚡️📡