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@ 609081d1:1879d39a
2025-05-10 21:09:55
Voyeur-man🫣.
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@ 5d1d83de:d0db5aa0
2025-05-10 21:09:50
if you don't use your node for transactions, your node doesn't matter
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@ 7097e24c:17981a20
2025-05-10 21:09:49
As an educator, it’s sad to witness.
The saddest part is that they really write it on the world wide web and Nostr where everything is public. 🥴
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@ ecb2d40f:2ae9c079
2025-05-10 21:09:47
i believe Michael Saylor referenced it in a conference talk, as he was one of the people that presented the idea to Microsoft.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 21:08:11
We don’t do shoe on head here 😂
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@ 67122fa1:745f005c
2025-05-10 21:09:40
Stats:
- payments: 901
- paymentsHour: 0
- wallets: 116
- walletsHour: 0
- totalBalance: 1935093
- totalFeeCredit: 22116
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-05-10 21:08:10
nostr:note1j8m3xwuptmvd2qtpw3e8cswknmmm4wft2l74jeyactah575jcwpslmc92a
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@ 1e5d0f11:12eeba92
2025-05-10 21:09:34
That was a fast reply, you wrote "start walking", hence my note. Elaborate further on how you want developers to start walking.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 21:07:43
Asking pics of privacy enthusiasts is wild. Where are your manners Banterman 🤭
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-05-10 21:07:43
been idling outside of fiat mining programming with Kingdom Two Crowns the last week, putting my work on bunk on hold, but this evening i'm getting back into it again
just trying to get the architecture right before i move to the actual bunker part of it, especially the cryptography... learning how to use memguard to protect the secrets, and how to properly encrypt the keys for storage in the database
i'm not using a "conventional" encryption scheme... it uses argon2 with fairly decent recommended memory/process/thread settings, but it's just 32 bytes, i'm just XORing the salted password with the secret, this is pretty much anyway what any block cypher does to a 32 byte byte string anyway, so i don't see why to complicate this by using AES or chacha... you can't access the key without the right password, and this operation is reversible in a simpler way because it doesn't need a HMAC, it's not a long message, idk, i just prefer simple and i know this is secure, the salt doesn't give you anything without the correct password
and then after it's decrypted it goes straight into the enclave and it wipes all the intermediate data from memory of the actual secret. hmm, probably also need to zap the password string as well, i have some code in there somewhere already that does this to the nsec input, should also do that to the password, once it's entered, it decrypts the secrets and the password isn't needed after that, so it definitely should be disposed of so it isn't also vulnerable to being sniffed at by malicious processes.
i'm not sure why i'm going so slow with it, but on the other hand, i do need to warm up a bit with this stuff because i've been pointing out the security model for my fiatmine job, one of the endpoints that could be abused to harass users is vulnerable unless the front end uses asymmetric cryptography to prevent unauthorized messages being sent, and i'll have to come to grips with some new unfamiliar cryptosystem used by the Move language family of blockchains. it will be most likely some kind of ed25519 thing with blake2 hashes probably, all the hipsters love that combo
anyway, once all the database storage is encrypted correctly and i've handled all the memory cleaning i can move to the last phase of the app, integrating the refactored bunker library i adapted from go-nostr, opening the connection to the relay to subscribe to signing requests and returning the data, and making a widget that displays the logs, and writing the log to the database so it can be searched... not gonna make it encrypted though, it's just gonna be event json and timestamps, i think it's good anyway to have the signer store a record of these, in case for whatever reason the user needs to rebroadcast them, it will be simple to make that possible in a future feature.
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@ 67b83190:ae0a1d72
2025-05-10 21:09:33
✅ EtherFi Airdrop Is Live!.
👉 https://telegra.ph/EtherFi-05-03 Claim your free $ETHFI.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 21:05:49
Ephemeral npub aka Banterman aka the artist formerly known as Enigma aka Pink Panther aka Eye Reply
It just rolls off the tongue
https://media1.tenor.com/m/6HH_daHADLIAAAAd/phew-close.gif
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-05-10 21:05:04
Thanks!
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@ 22050dd3:480c11ea
2025-05-10 21:09:32
The Big Lebowski because it's a great movie for everyone
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 21:03:35
Yes, bantering friend 😂
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@ 1af54955:31eed960
2025-05-10 21:09:29
One of the most beautiful things on NOSTR that I always enjoy is seeing the delicious foods you're cooking and sharing. It's more than just food—each of you is sharing a piece of your country’s culture. 🍜🍖🥦🍝🍕
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@ 79187772:d1e486a0
2025-05-10 21:09:16
@petersuber@fediscience.org
#Trump says that ending the wars in #Gaza and #Ukraine, as he promised, is harder than he thought. https://www.wsj.com/politics/trump-israel-gaza-russia-ukraine-war-f847b04a PS: This rings a bell. Yes, "Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated." https://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-nobody-knew-that-health-care-could-be-so-complicated-235436Or this: Being president is harder than his previous job and harder than he thought. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-us-president-harder-than-thought-white-house-first-100-days-legislation-healthcare-immigration-executive-orders-a7708166.html
https://fediscience.org/users/petersuber/statuses/114485541389667607
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@ 4bfdfd34:121bd041
2025-05-10 21:07:49
GM friend
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@ 9a128df4:8ea1b60e
2025-05-10 21:07:32
GM hello! May your day be fantastic.
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@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e
2025-05-10 21:09:16
🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed!
🔗 Clean URL(s):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZeFnQyLL8I4
❌ Removed parts:
&si=s9F1oi3lbnnJPG69
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-10 18:12:12
Custom pricing isnt enabled in CA region, upgrades not yet possible for custom pricing.
82% memory is memory assigned to the VM from the host, its not actual consumption inside the VM.
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@ d61f3bc5:0da6ef4a
2025-05-10 21:09:15
Now that’s the kind of based take I’m talking about 😉
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 21:02:28
Actually I do 😂
there’s a comma missing in there 😂
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@ 77911886:4b218091
2025-05-10 21:09:14
現在のブロック高さ:896164
<推奨手数料> 単位sats/vB
最速:4
1時間以内:3
[参考] 直近6ブロックの最小手数料
3,2,1,1,2,1
[参考] 次ブロック候補の最小手数料
3
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@ f04d75a9:4a115892
2025-05-10 21:06:12
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 16f1a010:31b1074b
2025-05-10 21:09:10
Matter a fact, run multiple.
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@ 160aba25:e94b9332
2025-05-10 21:05:14
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-10 14:31:37
Driving, don't tell the police
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-10 13:06:01
Its planned, once viewing and interacting is solid
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@ d053ee45:4b96ccd9
2025-05-10 21:09:08
Get your Magic Mushroom T-Shirts. "Myco-Symbiosis: Amanita Muscaria Emblem" - Stylized Amanita muscaria mushroom cap in rich reds, deep blues, and vibrant oranges with intricate patterns inspired by mycelium networks. #tshirt #fashion #clothing #mushroomart #mycology #biomimicry #futurism #ecodesign #sustainability #natureinspired
https://www.dezooyi.de/upload/HD_950_881048372899011_0001.jpg
https://www.dezooyi.de/upload/Tshirts_151_256153590033828_0001.jpg
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@ 22050dd3:480c11ea
2025-05-10 21:09:05
It's usually bots
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-05-10 20:59:41
nostr:npub1636uujeewag8zv8593lcvdrwlymgqre6uax4anuq3y5qehqey05sl8qpl4 is
* finishing up the blog viewer
* adding interactions, zaps (with invoices), kind 1111 comments, emoji-reactions, and highlights
* and adding a header card to all entries, for the Reading View
nostr:npub1wqfzz2p880wq0tumuae9lfwyhs8uz35xd0kr34zrvrwyh3kvrzuskcqsyn is
* cleaning up this change,
* and then adding in the ToC,
* and the basic search.
nostr:npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z is:
* bug-fixing the Markdown parser
* bug-fixing the issue submission on the Contacts page
* building a prototype social feed to display the nostr:npub1s3ht77dq4zqnya8vjun5jp3p44pr794ru36d0ltxu65chljw8xjqd975wz events in the About page
In addition,
nostr:npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7 is working on the design of the #GitRepublic git server architecture.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 20:59:32
I do 10 minutes after lifting heavy friend 😂
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@ 15f02994:21cc4c7d
2025-05-10 21:09:03
https://image.nostr.build/fd8d2dba3cd608eb4fd7529509a8727f7eb8883224082ad7461f3074ea6faf08.jpg
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-10 12:24:20
That looks great!
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 20:58:42
As soon as I find something to measure 🫡
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@ f84210a7:08323284
2025-05-10 21:04:17
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-10 09:27:29
nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug amethyst keeps crashing for me since I added another account
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@ 04c96049:3768cc3b
2025-05-10 21:09:47
There was a mistake on lightning address...it's working, thanks everyone! ❤️
Thanks nostr:nprofile1qqsg5uvaggng42f976cjhjlxkezldmyzalnyaty3mtuntlwveu0slegpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3xamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvhsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsqts0q7 for the snapshot... without it I would not see it ! 🫂🎉
nostr:nevent1qqsz3srkyshqssrr40gern0f9tp23pf9kqswman02wvu35mwsy4n6agpz3mhxue69uhhwmm59ehx7um5wghxuet59upzpzn3n4pzdz4fyhmtz27tu6mytahvsth7vn4vj8d0jd0aen837rl9qvzqqqqqqydz6jwv
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 17:13:14
2 days build might get ya some bugs lol
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-05-10 20:57:34
Positive thoughts, rainbows, and sunshine.
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 16:42:15
Is there something like amber on ios?
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@ 2dc4c3e6:9890bb64
2025-05-10 21:04:13
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ b789b5f5:7265ac65
2025-05-10 21:04:13
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-05-10 20:56:48
Strawberries are planted! 🍓
https://i.nostr.build/dSFod4h4NewQ9SVK.jpg
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@ 04a2a2f9:90561382
2025-05-10 21:03:13
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 16:38:44
👀
https://image.nostr.build/893218aa8de7d394b32988a58da0b7db9dcbfd61a384bd7340d4abecd6b361f7.jpg
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@ f598e51c:fef170f2
2025-05-10 21:02:14
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 15:29:44
Also available via nostr:nprofile1qqs83nn04fezvsu89p8xg7axjwye2u67errat3dx2um725fs7qnrqlgzqtdq0 now
nostr:nevent1qqs8f5smjdjwt4pudtcacyzs2772w44ns6llfpt2zppc8lpfkmvvp5cpqqpzqcl7vvvdckzc8nlpdqg0smwsncvtl4m240py5qypec59dues2p8dqvzqqqqqqygax0av
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-10 21:08:50
New OP_RETURN
0xdcfc6b025857be7f58419332c954bb50202d6fd346d15f0558d5094ecb6d0de7
https://mempool.space/tx/0850afeb3a90ec72ab89ea0057b9111e9cad27eea0f024bed17e37c3f164cf1b
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 14:03:15
Yea streams follow NIP-36
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@ 3c724e48:8ee944f3
2025-05-10 21:08:50
I feel a great disturbance in the force...
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-05-10 20:55:49
when a programming language either only adds features and not changes them, or doesn't change much, this is the sign of a good dev team
it's total fiction that languages need to change quickly, that is a total disrespect for the programmers. Rob Pike wrote an article about the "10 year challenge" a while back, and asked "can you still build a 10 year old repo that hasn't been updated since then with the latest version of your toolchain" (paraphrased) and with Go this is true, probably it is also true with php
i know that it's not so commonly used nowadays, almost every idiot is running nodejs on servers now but this is like, uh, maybe 2x faster than python and go is 5x faster than that and c++/rust/java manage maybe 6x faster, but if you consider the stability of the language as important for especially open source but also long-term security for anyone who wants to not spend inordinate amounts of money on devs constantly upgrading for a constantly changing language, then hah. yeah... java is out, c++ is pretty much out, nodejs is a total shambles, rust is pretty bad also, and python, psh i'd rank it a little above nodejs but totally pathetic performance
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-05-10 21:08:48
You'll have to trust? Not like an unbelievable claim either. Nobody stops me and is like wow, look at the gun show.
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@ 34abf815:52c35bbd
2025-05-10 21:01:14
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-05-10 20:55:38
Is it stuck?
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@ 738f7873:4af1b136
2025-05-10 21:09:35
Thank you! Yes, he's worth checking out if you enjoy intelligent truth content 😎
Wow, interesting. Well, that's why they need to verify their ladies before they trust them. If they don't get bitcoin, and holding through the dip, she's probably not the right one to marry... and if she gets it, put a ring on it! Self custody that relationship!! 😎😇💪
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 13:40:04
I think nostr:nprofile1qqs8y6s7ycwvv36xwn5zsh3e2xemkyumaxnh85dv7jwus6xmscdpcyg6fu2lh needs to whitelist it, io.nostrlabs.zap_stream_flutter
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-05-10 20:57:31
my node, my choice
run a node
use it
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@ 7097e24c:17981a20
2025-05-10 21:08:44
Perhaps it might have been a good idea for Trump to get rid of the Department of Education. I’ve never seen so many people who lack reading comprehension skills. Sad.
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-05-10 20:55:14
That is a fine structure, sir.
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@ 3dda4500:5776f2db
2025-05-10 21:08:44
Hopefully without the enslaved replicants but you never know, people are always trying to be "more human than human"
nostr:nevent1qqsze4permjlku5vsu6s5ltcz4pwp9xwhantdpghkvc59quwaqlnzvspremhxue69uhhg6rfwd5hxctjv4kxz7fwdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9upzq0w6g5qg5qu367fnuxh8esacgjlaj8yjmhhapa2uu6haqfthdukmqvzqqqqqqyasz0ry
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 13:34:40
Ah yes, forgot, few minutes
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@ eed7ca5d:191de8eb
2025-05-10 21:08:43
If you orange pill someone, don’t stop at the exchange, or at the self custody part… help them run a node.
nevent1qqsrgn4gy0trjw08mwapjfynmt2lrzyxea7eqvn29jyngaeknllc7rqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgm26zgq
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@ 05ca2c40:01711a32
2025-05-10 20:47:37
COPY.
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@ 67122fa1:745f005c
2025-05-10 21:08:40
Stats:
- payments: 901
- paymentsHour: 0
- wallets: 116
- walletsHour: 0
- totalBalance: 1935093
- totalFeeCredit: 22116
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 13:29:23
** Amber login only
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@ 54b36ad1:e237a90a
2025-05-10 21:08:39
NGC 346
https://stsci-opo.org/STScI-01EVSYWBR3EZM94TC1V9NV70BP.jpg
#NGC346 #spitzer
Image Credit: NASA, Caltech, Dimitrios Gouliermis (MPI-A)
Published: 12/12/18
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@ 5391098c:74403a0e
2025-05-10 21:09:27
#NarcoEstado tentando pagar de herói:
nostr:nevent1qqs8j6wmqy8k3xdhjh203v2q3sncxwrdgc6nkx4mk2uvuytp67k6zjqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygzwy5wvm7hvnwmefy2m3zuqumfvl3q8fzewffh8zcrgm5c8paz75cpsgqqqqqqsm5c54d
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@ 05ca2c40:01711a32
2025-05-10 20:46:17
Seems precise.
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@ ed03fa54:d1c21c40
2025-05-10 20:28:02
Estude mais
vc é fraco pois lhe falta odio.
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@ 3f289d3c:cf35b9fc
2025-05-10 20:42:00
That's not content, that's just complaining about a problem you were having.
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 13:23:56
Published an early version of the zap.stream app its live on play store and via github releases:
https://github.com/nostrlabs-io/zap-stream-flutter/releases
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=io.nostrlabs.zap_stream_flutter
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 10:47:32
Yes its a native Flutter app for Android/iOS
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-10 21:08:29
New OP_RETURN
REFUND:FB38D856C08B67E1486C12F28C5DE49645F09CD9695539280D2A72E9A1194D99
https://mempool.space/tx/dba0f771aea1ffae50461ee43aa6d5719bbc899d7caac7f17fc40f1a9d71c5d7
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 10:34:27
Maybe ready for first beta release, chat/zaps/profiles/streams already done wtf??
https://npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49.blossom.band/dc4c7480b9eb8d241a3176fa0fd8a29aa1b1aff372c547f0302d870e62bc529f.png
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-05-10 20:41:39
Funny you should ask. I wrote a whole thing a while back.
nostr:note1evth9844xcqqpg4d5clu4ex33hnqf94krf7qdsw70y9fw7yc262sz3tvul
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 20:41:16
Dick pudding 😂😂😂
I can’t imagine what that would look like
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@ bad02082:f5e7c8eb
2025-05-10 20:26:38
GM GN
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@ 7140a177:9257657c
2025-05-10 20:26:21
GM greetings
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@ 3c906042:9577212b
2025-05-10 21:08:29
2 x 42, I approve.
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 08:32:35
Come check out my stream on zap.stream! https://zap.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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 08:28:44
Oh no HR seen my post!
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@ d5e9bb4d:ee93feef
2025-05-10 20:19:35
GM mister
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@ f647c956:90f43673
2025-05-10 21:08:28
they're all 3pt attempts making 66% of those, go math go ☘️ 1 for the nerds
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 20:38:29
Lmao while scrolling through notifications I saw your conversation with YODL
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-09 08:28:06
Its zap.stream native app
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@ a6fef804:8d4846fe
2025-05-10 20:06:43
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 1c2042e9:c23377bb
2025-05-10 20:05:46
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-08 19:39:20
How can nostr be broken when you only use primal
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-05-10 20:37:26
not what i heard about him, much the same kind of character and frankly i'm not surprised considering he's based in one of the blue capitals of USA
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 20:36:05
Lance Storm. GSP also is a real one
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@ 67b83190:ae0a1d72
2025-05-10 21:08:22
✅ EtherFi Airdrop Is Live!.
👉 https://telegra.ph/EtherFi-05-03 Claim your free $ETHFI.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-05-10 20:35:36
i live in one of the most remote parts of madeira and have 500mbit/100mbit... but having said that i'm about 12km away from the fat cable from north america that connects to southwest europe - it's retardedly fast, it syncs up bitcoin core in like 6 hours
i'm sure that maybe within a couple of years they'll upgrade the infra there
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-05-10 20:35:07
I briefly saw your pics from your jacked days 🫡
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@ c1fc9de5:abbc784a
2025-05-10 20:04:34
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-05-08 16:04:59
Yea somebody asking about opensats
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@ 7e6f9387:219c05b5
2025-05-10 20:04:14
HAHA #nwatchmen
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@ 4ce6abbd:94a514dd
2025-05-10 21:08:18
I remember we ordered it like in the first few days
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@ f0558346:4a2f2671
2025-05-10 20:04:14
HAHA #nwatchmen
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2025-05-10 20:34:27
🫡🫡🫡
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@ 184dca27:c63594ee
2025-05-10 21:08:17
Timechain info:
Block height: 896,165
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Next difficulty adjustment(est.): 129.53T
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