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🤙😉🤝

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GM Dave

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I am fine and I wish you happiness in everything as well.✨💪

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Não é ela, burro

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https://odysee.com/@ThePyramidofPower:1

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At the Meet Up stall in Vegas anyone who represented a community from around the world put a little sticker on their location. New Zealand was not only tucked away down the bottom, it was hidden behind the team's coats and bags! They didn't even realise they were covering up a country! New Zealand, as beautiful and wonderful as it is has so often been overlooked by the rest of the world. We are changing that, @thebitcoinbasin is putting New Zealand firmly on the @btcmap through @lightningpaynz Through our community efforts and out reach the world will know where we are. More than that, they will come here to connect, network and spend their #sats with our local kiwi owned businesses. They will be blown away by the beauty of our country, they will make life long memories and friends. New Zealand will be stamped on their passports and in their hearts 🧡 Next year will be different, mark my words ⚡️ #bitcoinnewzealand #bitcointowns #bitcoinmeetups #bitcoin2025 https://blossom.primal.net/09ba89887015884993b86b841f29d53136857d9be69d01cc99a06723d9a8bc8b.jpg

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good morning ☀️

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Block 900449 1 - high priority 1 - medium priority 1 - low priority 1 - no priority 1 - purging #bitcoinfees #mempool

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Anarchism is ONLY possible through capitalism. You need the incentives to organise society.

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Ep.2/ ว่าด้วยที่คุณอาร์มสอน Cloudflare + Lnbit เวิร์คจริง คนส่วนใหญ่ใช้ Wallet of Satoshi Node Node ใหญ่ก็ connect กัน เปิดแชลแนลหา Wallet of satoshi / Kraken ทิ้งไว้โลด แล้ว Alby Hub มี POS เฉลี่ยคิดว่ารายได้/วันไม่เกินเท่าไหร่ รับ sat ln มา inbound เต็ม (min) Auto swap ไปเก็บ onchain ให้โดยใช้ Bolt ทีนี้ถ้าวันไหนขายไม่ถึง เงินก็อยู่บน Lightning Node ตัวเองไม่ต้องกลัวตื่นมา Custody ปิดหนีไปไหน #siamstr https://image.nostr.build/51ec6be8ab76ee88d6daa69c0c8498e188faec32a8b2f8a61262ca27ddaea360.jpg

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1942/900449/783765

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NOSTR: YOUR NSEC IS YOUR NET WORTH.

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Good morning friends. Denying your demons makes you incomplete. https://blossom.primal.net/22ee530106d6c71138a4bc0193e0fdbd81d8fc1d34591fe5d4391c21c93388ed.png

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Welcome on nostr harrison 💜🤙 nice to meet you friend 😉🤝

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Agatha Vega & Sam Bourne https://blossom.primal.net/3e87fe9c7b5cf8c63c0935bf6e0f1d544cff307a8d0e4e65024879a3c529e2aa.mp4

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🦀

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EXTRA! EXTRA! Stack Sats Before It

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Upon the Mount, a light ablaze, My children hear of ancient days. Blessed are the poor, in spirit meek, A different kingdom they shall seek. Forgive, though wrongs may deeply wound, Lest judgment fall on hallowed ground. Seek first His realm, with earnest plea, And all you need will granted be. The #Icon's gaze, a steady grace, Reflects the love upon His face. To raise them true, a father's call, To heed His words, and give their all. Through every #prayer, and every fast, This timeless truth forever cast. A narrow path, a life to live, The Sermon's grace, I pray they give. #OrthodoxDad #SermonOnTheMount

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Mon - Jun 09 - 12:55 AM - PDT // bit.site ✅ Connection successful: node-1.ipfs.bit.site 4001 // pinnable.xyz ✅ Connection successful: 167.71.172.216 4001 ✅ Connection successful: 188.166.180.196 4001 ✅ Connection successful: 143.198.18.166 4001 // 4everland.io ✅ Connection successful: node-1.ipfs.4everland.net 4001

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Bitcoin price: $105604, Sats per USD: 947

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Block 900449 1 - high priority 1 - medium priority 1 - low priority 1 - no priority 1 - purging #bitcoinfees #mempool

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Nice to meet you alex 🤝👏

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🔥 Bitcoin: The King of the Financial Jungle 🦁 Gold? Lunch. Stocks? Appetizer Fiat? Extinct. Bitcoin doesn’t compete—it consumes. Every halving, every cycle, it gets stronger, hungrier, more dominant. Other assets flee. BTC feasts. The apex predator always wins. 🚀 #BitcoinIsComing #NoSurvivors https://blossom.primal.net/3cee042bded445fdc2068f676bfed35e9956b8cc9843043e22db4cfe84265575.png

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Required knowledge - watch and share: https://thepyramidofpower.net/

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What happened to men? Who decided strength is dangerous? Who labeled masculinity as “toxic”? Who benefits when men are weak, lost, and obedient? It wasn’t an accident. It was an agenda. Strong men don’t need masters. They protect. They provide. They resist. Bring back responsibility. Bring back purpose. Bring back men. #Bitcoin fixes this. https://blossom.primal.net/0aea87065e17dff32fbfba8b838b89bc9848d069beb4a08279970bb44313e433.mp4

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no, i'm just pointing out that what we are currently doing doesn't work and we are playing for the peanut gallery. time to get back to the drawing board, not do the same thing but with "vibez".

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1942/900449/783697

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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 붕신 코인

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#Bitcoin The real power is no longer in the gold, it's in the code. http://res.cloudinary.com/dizsud5n6/image/upload/v1743385729/tiy1slhcm0olrdvjeziz.jpg

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🦀

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those of you who mock this kind of direct action can go fuck yourselves. you have lost your souls.

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Marica Chanelle, A DP Pounding https://blossom.primal.net/c884c6e3ccec2c24bb396ef045165999d7a68dfc4de73ab4e5ce3c76692fedd6.mp4

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GM ☕

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Even if you did, that would be fucking incredible and even more powerful. Lol

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What is the reason for this revolt? 🤔

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Explain

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Vercel

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Clear property rights are needed to ensure a decentralised free market based on natural law. As soon as you depart from that you need centralised governance to enforce these arbitrary positive laws. He's just a socialist who doesn't understand economic reality. Not a libertarier at all.

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Severe Weather Threatens 44 Million After Storm Slams Midwest https://www.yahoo.com/news/severe-weather-threatens-44-million-123229661.html

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#momcest #incest #porn #nsfw https://image.nostr.build/d03fc083d62f4eeb9a971ba77b61be8272492fa0a6870c2e868b2d06e3ccd77d.gif

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Who will make a David Lynch weather report bot?? nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3zamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3jxyhxxmmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq9dsg0h / nostr:nprofile1qqsfnz2sqsflkatdssmeztxr90s8xrd7r07xkhfwaa6eu9zkcguljpgprpmhxue69uhkc6t8dp6xu6twvaex2mrp0yhxxmmdqyv8wumn8ghj7am9d33k7mt99ehx7um5wgh8w6twv5q3kamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwphhyar9d4hkuetjduhxxmmdh047hg have all the weather reports uploaded (somewhere?) with dates. I need this on my timeline! 🥲 #asknostr #request #💡

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Australian Reporter Lauren Tomasi Hit By Rubber Bullet In Dramatic Footage From L.A. Protests https://www.yahoo.com/news/australian-reporter-lauren-tomasi-hit-063002371.html

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Bring on the inverse ETF, short etf, futures eft, an etf of all etfs

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China says its exports to the US fell nearly 10% in May, as trade talks are due to start in London https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chinas-exports-4-8-may-033921673.html

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알려주셔서 감사합니다🫶🏻

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Rule number !..hugs before slaps....now go ii Rule number i!i... Rule number ii...there are no rules, jUSt ! universal law, so get on with iT!..now go back ii Rule number !.. Rule number i!i...do What ever ! ask, When ever ! ask, & that She tells You ii do, as long as iT does not contravene Rule number ii & the jUSt, but necessary, ! universal law...now go ii Rule number ii...

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波场 TRON 行业周报：比特币 V 字反转 or 二次探底，TEE+HSM 实现手机即节点 上周加密行业市场总体保持震荡，主要币种小幅上涨，市场活跃度不高。 https://foresightnews.pro/article/detail/85971

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Every page whispers

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Milwaukee street takeover on city's southside; police say no arrests https://www.yahoo.com/news/milwaukee-street-takeover-citys-southside-020534702.html

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⚡️🇵🇸 NEW - Mike Appel reports on Israel killing Palestinians as they try to collect food, including a 36 year old father of five shot in the head as he drove a donkey cart. https://blossom.primal.net/0bfd2a7a32476090df52af4c46153d6111f55e597bf8af28357c4dd3424f5443.mp4

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CryptoQuant analysis: Key short-term BTC levels based on holder entry prices. ~$106.2k (1-4w avg) seen as potential resistance/sell point. ~$97.5k (3-6m avg) could be support/buy opportunity. These levels reflect short-term market sentiment (fear/opportunity). #crypto #blockchain #news #BTC #Bitcoin

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1942/900449/783757

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🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed! 🔗 Clean URL(s): https://open.spotify.com/track/0U0ldCRmgCqhVvD6ksG63j ❌ Removed parts: ?si=w2rwDnKIRkSVwS6SwecPyg

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https://open.spotify.com/track/0U0ldCRmgCqhVvD6ksG63j?si=w2rwDnKIRkSVwS6SwecPyg

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Fourth turning

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GM everybody ☕ Did you know? You will own BTC and many others NOTHING, not all will be HAPPY. Enjoy the day 🧡 💜 🍀

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아 진짜 신생 게임회사 치고는 정말 훌륭한 회사 입니다. 이거 하나만으로 다음 게임을 출시할 때 해볼 의향이 있습니다!

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BTC treasury companies have fixed the scaling problem. https://image.nostr.build/0d3d032e62179867c35fd50cea2849843dee4f0b79a30e0aac867f9eabd92d1f.jpg

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Couldn’t agree more. While they fund wars, I’d rather fund sunsets on a yacht. Private decks > public debt. https://yacht-trading.blogspot.com/2025/05/6-ways-to-reduce-cost-of-yacht-ownership.html

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🟩BUY BTC with EUR Price: 92463.5EUR (0%) BTC: 0.005 EUR: 462 Method: Revolut Created: 2025-06-09T07:52:10Z

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As I see tje AI assisted programmimg, modern software development is more and more popular regarding the new dev generation. So it is the time to "defend" the programmers' generation from the "golden era". My generation belmgs to the last quadrant of the real programmers' gen. Some of you may know the free text below, but I'll share it anyway, (the original title is "The Real Programmers don't use PASCAL" - but to be frank I've used it :-)): ## THE REAL PROGRAMMER Back in the good old days, the "Golden Era" of computers, it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called "Real Men" and "Quiche Eaters" in the literature). During this period, the Real Men were the ones that understood computer programming, and the Quiche Eaters were the ones that didn't. A real computer programmer said things like "DO 10 I=1,10" and "ABEND" (they actually talked in capital letters, you understand), and the rest of the world said things like "computers are too complicated for me" and "I can't relate to computers, they're so impersonal". (A previous work points out that Real Men don't "relate" to anything, and aren't afraid of being impersonal.) But, as usual, times change. We are faced today with a world in which little old ladies can get computers in their microwave ovens, 12-year-old kids can blow Real Men out of the water playing Asteroids and Pac-Man, and anyone can buy and even understand their very own Personal Computer. The Real Programmer is in danger of becoming extinct, of being replaced by high-school students with TRASH-80's. There is a clear need to point out the differences between the typical high-school junior Pac-Man player and a Real Programmer. If this difference is made clear, it will give these kids something to aspire to, a role model, a Father Figure. It will also help explain to the employers of Real Programmers why it would be a mistake to replace the Real Programmers on their staff with 12-year-old Pac-Man players (at a considerable salary savings). LANGUAGES The easiest way to tell a Real Programmer from the crowd is by the programming language he (or she) uses. Real Programmers use FORTRAN. Quiche Eaters use PASCAL. Nicklaus Wirth, the designer of PASCAL, gave a talk once at which he was asked "How do you pronounce your name?". He replied, "You can either call me by name, pronouncing it 'Veert', or call me by value, 'Worth'." One can tell immediately from this comment that Nicklaus Wirth is a Quiche Eater. The only parameter passing mechanism endorsed by Real Programmers is call-by-value-return, as implemented in the IBM\370 FORTRAN-G and H compilers. Real programmers don't need all these abstract concepts to get their jobs done, they are perfectly happy with a keypunch, a FORTRAN IV compiler, and a beer. Real Programmers do List Processing in FORTRAN. Real Programmers do String Manipulation in FORTRAN. Real Programmers do Accounting (if they do it at all) in FORTRAN. Real Programmers do Artificial Intelligence programs in FORTRAN. If you can't do it in FORTRAN, do it in assembly language. If you can't do it in assembly language, it isn't worth doing. STRUCTURED PROGRAMMING The academics in computer science have gotten into the "structured programming" rut over the past several years. They claim that programs are more easily understood if the programmer uses some special language constructs and techniques. They don't all agree on exactly which constructs, of course, and the examples they use to show their particular point of view invariably fit on a single page of some obscure journal or another, clearly not enough of an example to convince anyone. When I got out of school, I thought I was the best programmer in the world. I could write an unbeatable tic-tac-toe program, use five different computer languages, and create 1000-line programs that WORKED. (Really!) Then I got out into the Real World. My first task in the Real World was to read and understand a 200,000-line FORTRAN program, then speed it up by a factor of two. Any Real Programmer will tell you that all the Structured Coding in the world won't help you solve a problem like that, it takes actual talent. Some quick observations on Real Programmers and Structured Programming: Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's. Real Programmers can write five-page-long DO loops without getting confused. Real Programmers like Arithmetic IF statements, they make the code more interesting. Real Programmers write self-modifying code, especially if they can save 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a tight loop. Real Programmers don't need comments, the code is obvious. Since FORTRAN doesn't have a structured IF, REPEAT ... UNTIL, or CASE statement, Real Programmers don't have to worry about not using them. Besides, they can be simulated when necessary using assigned GOTO's. Data Structures have also gotten a lot of press lately. Abstract Data Types, Structures, Pointers, Lists, and Strings have become popular in certain circles. Wirth (the above-mentioned Quiche Eater) actually wrote an entire book contending that you could write a program based on data structures, instead of the other way around. As all Real Programmers know, the only useful data structure is the Array. Strings, lists, structures, sets, these are all special cases of arrays and can be treated that way just as easily without messing up your programing language with all sorts of complications. The worst thing about fancy data types is that you have to declare them, and Real Programming Languages, as we all know, have implicit typing based on the first letter of the (six character) variable name. OPERATING SYSTEMS What kind of operating system is used by a Real Programmer? CP/M? God forbid, CP/M, after all, is basically a toy operating system. Even little old ladies and grade school students can understand and use CP/M. Unix is a lot more complicated of course, the typical Unix hacker never can remember what the PRINT command is called this week, but when it gets right down to it, Unix is a glorified video game. People don't do Serious Work on Unix systems: they send jokes around the world on UUCP-net and write adventure games and research papers. No, your Real Programmer uses OS\370. A good programmer can find and understand the description of the IJK305I error he just got in his JCL manual. A great programmer can write JCL without referring to the manual at all. A truly outstanding programmer can find bugs buried in a 6 megabyte core dump without using a hex calculator. (I have actually seen this done.) OS is a truly remarkable operating system. It's possible to destroy days of work with a single misplaced space, so alertness in the programming staff is encouraged. The best way to approach the system is through a keypunch. Some people claim there is a Time Sharing system that runs on OS\370, but after careful study I have come to the conclusion that they were mistaken. PROGRAMMING TOOLS What kind of tools does a Real Programmer use? In theory, a Real Programmer could run his programs by keying them into the front panel of the computer. Back in the days when computers had front panels, this was actually done occasionally. Your typical Real Programmer knew the entire bootstrap loader by memory in hex, and toggled it in whenever it got destroyed by his program. (Back then, memory was memory, it didn't go away when the power went off. Today, memory either forgets things when you don't want it to, or remembers things long after they're better forgotten.) Legend has it that Seymore Cray, inventor of the Cray I supercomputer and most of Control Data's computers, actually toggled the first operating system for the CDC7600 in on the front panel from memory when it was first powered on. Seymore, needless to say, is a Real Programmer. One of my favorite Real Programmers was a systems programmer for Texas Instruments. One day he got a long distance call from a user whose system had crashed in the middle of saving some important work. Jim was able to repair the damage over the phone, getting the user to toggle in disk I/O instructions at the front panel, repairing system tables in hex, reading register contents back over the phone. The moral of this story: while a Real Programmer usually includes a keypunch and lineprinter in his toolkit, he can get along with just a front panel and a telephone in emergencies. In some companies, text editing no longer consists of ten engineers standing in line to use an 029 keypunch. In fact, the building I work in doesn't contain a single keypunch. The Real Programmer in this situation has to do his work with a "text editor" program. Most systems supply several text editors to select from, and the Real Programmer must be careful to pick one that reflects his personal style. Many people believe that the best text editors in the world were written at Xerox Palo Alto Research Center for use on their Alto and Dorado computers. Unfortunately, no Real Programmer would ever use a computer whose operating system is called SmallTalk, and would certainly not talk to the computer with a mouse. Some of the concepts in these Xerox editors have been incorporated into editors running on more reasonably named operating systems, EMACS and VI being two. The problem with these editors is that Real Programmers consider "what you see is what you get" to be just as bad a concept in Text Editors as it is in women. No the Real Programmer wants a "you asked for it, you got it" text editor, complicated, cryptic, powerful, unforgiving, dangerous. TECO, to be precise. It has been observed that a TECO command sequence more closely resembles transmission line noise than readable text. One of the more entertaining games to play with TECO is to type your name in as a command line and try to guess what it does. Just about any possible typing error while talking with TECO will probably destroy your program, or even worse, introduce subtle and mysterious bugs in a once working subroutine. For this reason, Real Programmers are reluctant to actually edit a program that is close to working. They find it much easier to just patch the binary object code directly, using a wonderful program called SUPERZAP (or its equivalent on non-IBM machines). This works so well that many working programs on IBM systems bear no relation to the original FORTRAN code. In many cases, the original source code is no longer available. When it comes time to fix a program like this, no manager would even think of sending anything less than a Real Programmer to do the job, no Quiche Eating structured programmer would even know where to start. This is called "job security". Some programming tools NOT used by Real Programmers: FORTRAN preprocessors like MORTRAN and RATFOR. The Cuisinarts of programming, great for making Quiche. See comments above on structured programming. Source language debuggers. Real Programmers can read core dumps. Compilers with array bounds checking. They stifle creativity, destroy most of the interesting uses for EQUIVALENCE, and make it impossible to modify the operating system code with negative subscripts. Worst of all, bounds checking is inefficient. Source code maintenance systems. A Real Programmer keeps his code locked up in a card file, because it implies that its owner cannot leave his important programs unguarded. THE REAL PROGRAMMER AT WORK Where does the typical Real Programmer work? What kind of programs are worthy of the efforts of so talented an individual? You can be sure that no Real Programmer would be caught dead writing accounts-receivable programs in COBOL, or sorting mailing lists for People magazine. A Real Programmer wants tasks of earth-shaking importance (literally!). Real Programmers work for Los Alamos National Laboratory, writing atomic bomb simulations to run on Cray I supercomputers. Real Programmers work for the National Security Agency, decoding Russian transmissions. It was largely due to the efforts of thousands of Real Programmers working for NASA that our boys got to the moon and back before the Russkies. Real Programmers are at work for Boeing designing the operating systems for cruise missiles. Some of the most awesome Real Programmers of all work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California. Many of them know the entire operating system of the Pioneer and Voyager spacecraft by heart. With a combination of large ground-based FORTRAN programs and small spacecraft-based assembly language programs, they are able to do incredible feats of navigation and improvisation, hitting ten-kilometer wide windows at Saturn after six years in space, repairing or bypassing damaged sensor platforms, radios, and batteries. Allegedly, one Real Programmer managed to tuck a pattern-matching program into a few hundred bytes of unused memory in a Voyager spacecraft that searched for, located, and photographed a new moon of Jupiter. The current plan for the Galileo spacecraft is to use a gravity assist trajectory past Mars on the way to Jupiter. This trajectory passes within 80 +/-3 kilometers of the surface of Mars. Nobody is going to trust a PASCAL program (or a PASCAL programmer) for navigation to these tolerances. As you can tell, many of the world's Real Programmers work for the U.S. Government, mainly the Defense Department. This is as it should be. Recently, however, a black cloud has formed on the Real Programmer horizon. It seems that some highly placed Quiche Eaters at the Defense Department decided that all Defense programs should be written in some grand unified language called "ADA" ((C), DoD). For a while, it seemed that ADA was destined to become a language that went against all the precepts of Real Programming, a language with structure, a language with data types, strong typing, and semicolons. In short, a language designed to cripple the creativity of the typical Real Programmer. Fortunately, the language adopted by DoD has enough interesting features to make it approachable, it's incredibly complex, includes methods for messing with the operating system and rearranging memory, and Edsgar Dijkstra doesn't like it. (Dijkstra, as I'm sure you know, was the author of "GoTos Considered Harmful", a landmark work in programming methodology, applauded by PASCAL programmers and Quiche Eaters alike.) Besides, the determined Real Programmer can write FORTRAN programs in any language. The Real Programmer might compromise his principles and work on something slightly more trivial than the destruction of life as we know it, providing there's enough money in it. There are several Real Programmers building video games at Atari, for example. (But not playing them, a Real Programmer knows how to beat the machine every time: no challenge in that.) Everyone working at LucasFilm is a Real Programmer. (It would be crazy to turn down the money of fifty million Star Trek fans.) The proportion of Real Programmers in Computer Graphics is somewhat lower than the norm, mostly because nobody has found a use for computer graphics yet. On the other hand, all computer graphics is done in FORTRAN, so there are a fair number of people doing graphics in order to avoid having to write COBOL programs. THE REAL PROGRAMMER AT PLAY Generally, the Real Programmer plays the same way he works, with computers. He is constantly amazed that his employer actually pays him to do what he would be doing for fun anyway (although he is careful not to express this opinion out loud). Occasionally, the Real Programmer does step out of the office for a breath of fresh air and a beer or two. Some tips on recognizing Real Programmers away from the computer room: At a party, the Real Programmers are the ones in the corner talking about operating system security and how to get around it. At a football game, the Real Programmer is the one comparing the plays against his simulations printed on 11 by 14 fanfold paper. At the beach, the Real Programmer is the one drawing flowcharts in the sand. At a funeral, the Real Programmer is the one saying "Poor George. And he almost had the sort routine working before the coronary." In a grocery store, the Real Programmer is the one who insists on running the cans past the laser checkout scanner himself, because he never could trust keypunch operators to get it right the first time. THE REAL PROGRAMMER'S NATURAL HABITAT What sort of environment does the Real Programmer function best in? This is an important question for the managers of Real Programmers. Considering the amount of money it costs to keep one on the staff, it's best to put him (or her) in an environment where he can get his work done. The typical Real Programmer lives in front of a computer terminal. Surrounding this terminal are: Listings of all programs the Real Programmer has ever worked on, piled in roughly chronological order on every flat surface in the office. Some half-dozen or so partly filled cups of cold coffee. Occasionally, there will be cigarette butts floating in the coffee. In some cases, the cups will contain Orange Crush. Unless he is very good, there will be copies of the OS JCL manual and the Principles of Operation open to some particularly interesting pages. Taped to the wall is a line-printer Snoopy calendar for the year 1969. Strewn about the floor are several wrappers for peanut butter filled cheese bars, the type that are made pre-stale at the bakery so they can't get any worse while waiting in the vending machine. Hiding in the top left-hand drawer of the desk is a stash of double-stuff Oreos for special occasions. Underneath the Oreos is a flowcharting template, left there by the previous occupant of the office. (Real Programmers write programs, not documentation. Leave that to the maintenance people.) The Real Programmer is capable of working 30, 40, even 50 hours at a stretch, under intense pressure. In fact, he prefers it that way. Bad response time doesn't bother the Real Programmer, it gives him a chance to catch a little sleep between compiles. If there is not enough schedule pressure on the Real Programmer, he tends to make things more challenging by working on some small but interesting part of the problem for the first nine weeks, then finishing the rest in the last week, in two or three 50-hour marathons. This not only impresses the hell out of his manager, who was despairing of ever getting the project done on time, but creates a convenient excuse for not doing the documentation. In general: No Real Programmer works 9 to 5 (unless it's the ones at night). Real Programmers don't wear neckties. Real Programmers don't wear high-heeled shoes. Real Programmers arrive at work in time for lunch. A Real Programmer might or might not know his wife's name. He does, however, know the entire ASCII (or EBCDIC) code table. Real Programmers don't know how to cook. Grocery stores aren't open at three in the morning. Real Programmers survive on Twinkies and coffee. THE FUTURE What of the future? It is a matter of some concern to Real Programmers that the latest generation of computer programmers are not being brought up with the same outlook on life as their elders. Many of them have never seen a computer with a front panel. Hardly anyone graduating from school these days can do hex arithmetic without a calculator. College graduates these days are soft, protected from the realities of programming by source level debuggers, text editors that count parentheses, and "user friendly" operating systems. Worst of all, some of these alleged "computer scientists" manage to get degrees without ever learning FORTRAN! Are we destined to become an industry of Unix hackers and PASCAL programmers? From my experience, I can only report that the future is bright for Real Programmers everywhere. Neither OS\370 nor FORTRAN show any signs of dying out, despite all the efforts of PASCAL programmers the world over. Even more subtle tricks, like adding structured coding constructs to FORTRAN have failed. Oh sure, some computer vendors have come out with FORTRAN 77 compilers, but every one of them has a way of converting itself back into a FORTRAN 66 compiler at the drop of an option card, to compile DO loops like God meant them to be. Even Unix might not be as bad on Real Programmers as it once was. The latest release of Unix has the potential of an operating system worthy of any Real Programmer, two different and subtly incompatible user interfaces, an arcane and complicated teletype driver, virtual memory. If you ignore the fact that it's "structured", even 'C' programming can be appreciated by the Real Programmer: after all, there's no type checking, variable names are seven (ten? eight?) characters long, and the added bonus of the Pointer data type is thrown in, like having the best parts of FORTRAN and assembly language in one place. (Not to mention some of the more creative uses for #define.) No, the future isn't all that bad. Why, in the past few years, the popular press has even commented on the bright new crop of computer nerds and hackers leaving places like Stanford and M.I.T. for the Real World. From all evidence, the spirit of Real Programming lives on in these young men and women. As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later. Long live FORTRAN! #dev #devs #programmer #realprogrammers #fortran #pascal #tools #developers

@ cfb6da66:b9055726

Därför bordade Israel aktivistskeppet: ”Vill sända en signal” https://www.tv4.se/artikel/5psF5Pc3CMuBh7cwNP92At/daerfoer-bordade-israel-aktivistskeppet-vill-saenda-en-signal

@ 3492dd43:1af4ffdd

wild stats. basically you ask the LLM who your daddy is now. the cognitive rot will be INSANE over time. people wont be able to tell the time without asking an LLM with 20y

@ 12d2c9f0:b1d9e107

5月の景気ウォッチャー調査 5か月ぶり改善 米関税へ懸念弱まる #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250609/k10014830031000.html

@ 274fe9ae:565805d2

FTSE 100 today: Index flat ahead of U.S.-China talks in London; WPP CEO to retire https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/ftse-100-today-index-flat-ahead-of-uschina-talks-in-london-wpp-ceo-to-retire-4086115

@ 274fe9ae:565805d2

L’Oréal to buy majority stake in British skincare brand Medik8 https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/loreal-to-buy-majority-stake-in-british-skincare-brand-medik8-4086121

@ b57d921e:18f34db5

Valentina Nappi https://blossom.primal.net/0849e4c55441c5544d7a49835c10e662c09b7c82ff7c09c6c4dcd53267b494dd.mp4

@ 141daddd:1df80a3f

“I wrote it myself.”

@ a210225a:dab618c0

CR7 elogia Roberto Martínez: "Ele merece o título. É o treinador certo…" Cristiano Ronaldo enalteceu no domingo o selecionador Roberto Martínez como "o treinador certo" para liderar Portugal, depois da conquista da Liga das Nações de futebol, e confirmou a sua continuidade nos sauditas do Al Nassr. https://media-manager.noticiasaominuto.com/1920/naom_684608406ee66.jpg https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/desporto/2802563/cr7-elogia-roberto-martinez-ele-merece-o-titulo-e-o-treinador-certo

@ 274fe9ae:565805d2

U.S.-China trade talks, Apple WWDC keynote ahead - what's moving markets https://www.investing.com/news/economy-news/uschina-trade-talks-apple-wwdc-keynote-ahead--whats-moving-markets-4086113

@ 29f43992:88730798

Cool, ChatGPT drops intel — I drop anchors. When the future's too smart, sail away in style. https://yacht-trading.blogspot.com/2025/05/how-to-sell-sailboat-8-steps.html

@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8

New OP_RETURN 0x486a1ed98fafaf4b82017cfebc18600d2ebc38e543423abe6af86d3f21bf675a https://mempool.space/tx/eb05086f57dd676ffc764a3c1412750e28180491c35813d0be5808aa4d106a98

@ 7ea1cf7b:67a5f5e7

【「橋の下世界音楽祭」今年はお盆に開催！TURTLE ISLAND、GEZAN、三宅洋平ら】 https://natalie.mu/music/news/627252

@ 4d784205:6f5b96b3

Who?

@ 384c8b73:b5858ad8

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ자랑스럽다(?)!!!!

@ 4eeaa9d3:f0787bfa

Thanks for sharing! It seems there's a reason why this shitty job can't bring me financial freedom—so much so that I have to sell my boat to make ends meet. https://mewe.com/post/show/682d9e3b84e6e36bc8b06516

@ 93b242db:8daa6f68

nlogpost:1749455488:[[[[p-slime shots build #0]]]]

@ 93b242db:8daa6f68

nlogpost:1749455486:[[[[p-slime shots build #1]]]]

@ 4d784205:6f5b96b3

⚡️🚨 URGENT - Health officials in Gaza are sounding the alarm with the catastrophic attacks on the healthcare system, warning of an impending "mass death." These statements follow an extremely bloody Saturday. The next morning, Israeli forces opened fire again on civilians seeking aid in Rafah killing 5 and injuring 130. In Jabalia, 8 more bodies were recovered. Since dawn, 32 people have been killed across the Gaza Strip. https://blossom.primal.net/47c1dab42ee0d4440970dd4e0c4c756006e90895e9f68e09fb565ca80226f867.mp4

@ d981591e:f7c0ae37

EU May Vote on New Sanctions Package Against Russia on June 20 From Sputnik MOSCOW(Sputnik) – The European Union may vote on the new package of sanctions against Russia as early as June 20, media reported on Monday, citing an unnamed senior diplomat. Jun 9th 2025 3:35am EDT Source Link: https://sputnikglobe.com/20250609/eu-may-vote-on-new-sanctions-package-against-russia-on-june-20-1122215734.html Share, promote & comment with Nostr: https://dissentwatch.com/boost/?boost_post_id=985550

@ 608550fd:46cb7d24

Jews Judaizing Judea? How shocking.

@ 93b242db:8daa6f68

nlogpost:1749455476:[[[[p-slime shots main]]]]

@ 3b90a834:096a5679

The #Bitcoin Sun rises. A new financial era begins. http://res.cloudinary.com/dizsud5n6/image/upload/v1742172686/rkeecygq8ewvzzfflsu6.jpg

@ c475279b:fcff3339

Interesting ! 😅

@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8

New OP_RETURN OUT:D6A48CD643B1D043B914D79E21B793D5A3ECC88219D4C1BFD5114BAC50ABC3F1 https://mempool.space/tx/095aa1cacf692631e44117bfb31d4f3a17f7a45767711e2dd94c2307cf912c3c

@ fe9edd5d:f158913b

Slackのスレッドが読み込めないなあ。 チャンネル投稿は見えるようになってきた キャッシュ飛ばした？

@ 98aa4d34:ea7079d8

Keep it forever in the aether

@ 12d2c9f0:b1d9e107

梅雨入り前後の体調不良に注意 「気象病」外来の患者 増加傾向 #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250609/k10014830011000.html

@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e

🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed! 🔗 Clean URL(s): https://youtu.be/kmZAsLMUuPw ❌ Removed parts: ?si=4zZJ1GZcPLeMW8Po

@ a793448d:6bf72864

GM ☕

@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43

Which is the one that doesn't agree? Which of the remaining 32 understand the question?

@ 000d9faf:56663d17

Block 900449 AG 🌞 🌗 🪱 In the early days of summer, the last quarter Worm Moon struggles to pierce the gathering clouds over NextBlock City, while activity hums through the districts. 🌘 The waning crescent arrives in 199 blocks 🌸 The pink moon rises in 2719 blocks 🍂 The autumn equinox arrives in 44551 blocks http://observatory.nextblock.city #nextblock #observatory #timechain #bitcoin

@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8

New OP_RETURN alkanes{id:2:21568,op:103} https://mempool.space/tx/63dbc2ca5fd7d98605be0bd48e19c2a825b6eb0f285a1ae33cf1fda7298281db

@ fb7f2b6c:47fdec88

Stats: - payments: 675 - paymentsHour: 0 - wallets: 77 - walletsHour: 0 - totalBalance: 493926 - totalFeeCredit: 12129

@ 1e174589:a6ade680

桑葚。 https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/197717/2025/9442277f2c.jpg

@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676

Block 900449 1 - high priority 1 - medium priority 1 - low priority 1 - no priority 1 - purging #bitcoinfees #mempool

@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db

Block 900449 1 - high priority 1 - medium priority 1 - low priority 1 - no priority 1 - purging #bitcoinfees #mempool

@ 20986fb8:cdac21b3

📢 Japan’s Metaplanet has officially launched its “555 Plan, aiming to acquire 210,000 BTC by the end of 2027 — equivalent to 1% of Bitcoin’s total supply. 📊 More data and strategy details，check out the article，written by nostr:npub1etsrcjz24fqewg4zmjze7t5q8c6rcwde5zdtdt4v3t3dz2navecscjjz94 #Metaplanet #Bitcoin #MicroStrategy nostr:naddr1qp6xsar5wpen5te0vf5hgcm0d9hx6ct8v9axjmn99e3k7mf0dejhwue0d45kxun0wd68yct5v4nhjtt0vckkzumfvykk6et5v9cxcctwv46z6ctfd4ej6ar094skxut4d9ex2tt0wejhytfjxycrqvps9438gcedvfuj6argv5kk2mny94hkvtfjxqerwq3qetsrcjz24fqewg4zmjze7t5q8c6rcwde5zdtdt4v3t3dz2navecsxpqqqp65wa2lve4